Appearance: A frightening listerine green. Obviously fake.

Louche: No louche to speak of.

Aroma: Smells of cheap whiskey. Seriously.

Flavor: I have to take a few deep breaths while recollecting my experiences just to calm down. It's times like these that make me seriously question why I choose to review brands like this. I've never tasted anything so vile, and I've tasted a lot of very nasty absinth. Like drinking drain cleaner. It is the most bitter fake absinth I have ever come across. Instant stomach ache.

Finish: Overwhelming, gag-inducing bitterness.

Overall: Never, ever, EVER drink this. Ever. Seriously. Don't even give it to people you hate. This stuff is evil. The company who makes it should be paying other people simply to stay away from it.