When I moved from my home in Montana to my new job and family down south, I was only able to take along what could fit in my car. This included such items as my computer, unicycle, and absinthe goods. Sometimes you have to make due with what you got. Which is why I'm introducing a new fad...
TOOLS YOU CAN MAKE WITH EVERYDAY ABSINTHE ITEMS!!!
Invention #1: The Spoon Splint
Not recommended for serious injuries, this invention will keep minor lacerations closed (like maybe you sliced a finger, say, opening a can of refried beans to side with quesadillas) until you get your stupid freakin' hand to the hospital.
- One absinthe spoon
- Cotton Pad
Invention #2: The Torsade Bulb Changer
Got a light you can't quite reach? Don't have one of those fancy bulb-grabber-thingies? Fan of Clandestine? Worry no more with this easy-to-make device! Fun for the whole family! Foam insulation strips hold the bulb while the glass rim fits perfectly around! It really works!!
- One torsade glass
- 3/4" foam weatherstrip
- Broom handle
They say necessity breeds invention...
What does this say about drinking, I wonder?