Joe Legate Report post Posted September 16, 2006 "Rocket propelled" and "penis": Words that rarely belong in the same sentence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guillaume Lanfray Report post Posted September 16, 2006 I never metaphor I didn't like. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShaiHulud Report post Posted September 16, 2006 Thank you Thomas. That was big of you to admit. Big and, by the looks of it, quite painful Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joe Legate Report post Posted September 17, 2006 Thomas, is that really an enlargement device or a splint for a broken....uh, member? I mean, you wouldn't want to use a full body cast unless you had a compound fracture. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thomas Report post Posted September 17, 2006 (edited) Thank you Thomas. That was big of you to admit. Big and, by the looks of it, quite painful No pain no 'gain' Shai. Actually it was relatively pain free. After all, it is a medically approved surgical device, and comes with glowing testimonials! Edited September 17, 2006 by Thomas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thomas Report post Posted September 17, 2006 (edited) Thomas, is that really an enlargement device or a splint for a broken....uh, member? I mean, you wouldn't want to use a full body cast unless you had a compound fracture. It almost got fractured last night T73. I was on my way upstairs, and as I was only only half way up when my 'member' entered the bedroom, Julie mistook it for an intruder, and threw a book at it! Edited September 17, 2006 by Thomas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joe Legate Report post Posted September 17, 2006 Yeah. I hate it when that happens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dakini_painter Report post Posted September 17, 2006 Shai, I really don't know how you can put up with this! While it's to be expected that Thomas would talk about his member in his own thread, he's flaunting it by discussing it here in your thread. You've got to help us now to really jump start your thread again. Isn't there some topic we could discuss at length here? Have you received your amazing shipment? There's got to be something... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thomas Report post Posted September 17, 2006 (edited) Listen, best thing Shai can do to get the numbers up is throw in a few nob jokes. Take the advice of an expert....you have to lower the tone! Why do you think mine's so big? And I can't believe nobody has picked up on my "glowing testimonials" line, in connection with a penis extender. Jeez, I feed you guys a good gag opportunity and you waste it! Edited September 17, 2006 by Thomas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Martin Lake Report post Posted September 17, 2006 (edited) I caught it, and frankly I didn't appreciate it, Thomas. Next time, you ask before you try to feed me a ball gag. Edited September 17, 2006 by Martin Lake Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thomas Report post Posted September 17, 2006 (edited) But then it would lose the delightful spontaneity that a good ball gag can often display. Edited September 17, 2006 by Thomas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thomas Report post Posted September 17, 2006 OK, let's have some quality now....Shai's catching up again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pan Buh Report post Posted September 17, 2006 Problem with the internet: a good ball gag can't stop 'em from posting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShaiHulud Report post Posted September 17, 2006 No shipment yet but a number of good paintball bruises. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joe Legate Report post Posted September 17, 2006 (edited) Hmmmm, there may be another trip 100 miles south in my future. Uh, but not for paintball bruises! Edited September 17, 2006 by Theatre73 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Julie Legate Report post Posted September 18, 2006 Paintball bruises? Did Pensieve have to put you in your place again? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thomas Report post Posted September 18, 2006 Problem with the internet: a good ball gag can't stop 'em from posting. Pan Buh. Any chance you could pop over to my thread later? I need to have a word in private Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShaiHulud Report post Posted September 18, 2006 Paintball bruises? Did Pensieve have to put you in your place again? So far, I have not been able to talk her into playing. I think she might enjoy it though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joe Legate Report post Posted September 18, 2006 Careful, Shai. There is a mean streak in her eyes. I'd lay even odds that once riled, she'd wipe out anyone standing in her way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pan Buh Report post Posted September 18, 2006 (edited) I'm glad you only have a number of good paintball bruises. I've only seen pictures, but the bad ones don't look like any fun at all. And isn't the object to be the one who comes out of the game without any bruises? That would sure be my objective. The idea of being shot with anything at all doesn't sound that appealling to me. Why would you wish this on your wife? Oh, and Thomas, don't wait up for me. I think you need your rest until you're healed. Edited September 18, 2006 by Pan Buh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pensieve Report post Posted September 18, 2006 Careful, Shai. There is a mean streak in her eyes. I'd lay even odds that once riled, she'd wipe out anyone standing in her way. Damn straight! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShaiHulud Report post Posted September 18, 2006 I'm glad you only have a number of good paintball bruises. I've only seen pictures, but the bad ones don't look like any fun at all. And isn't the object to be the one who comes out of the game without any bruises? That would sure be my objective. The idea of being shot with anything at all doesn't sound that appealling to me. It is really really really really fun!!. There is just something about it that is hard to quantify or explain. There is a lot of adrenaline, strategy, exercise, camaraderie, catharsis, cool tech, and shooting people. I will admit that is not for everyone, but anyone that enjoys a good shooter video game has got to try the real thing. It hurts just enough to be a consequence and let you know you are alive, not enough to really injure you... mostly. How many things in our overprotected lives are serious enough to make one really pay attention or pay in pain? These are the kind of bruises one wears with pride. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thomas Report post Posted September 19, 2006 Oh, and Thomas, don't wait up for me. I think you need your rest until you're healed. And what time did you get in last night? I waited up till three am! Shai, my fine fellow, I owe you an apology. Your thread doesn't need nob gags to keep it going at all, just good old fashioned friendly banter does the trick! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pan Buh Report post Posted September 19, 2006 And what time did you get in... I waited up Shai, my fine fellow, I owe you an apology. Your thread doesn't need nob gags to keep it going at all, just good old fashioned friendly banter does the trick! And yet you persist with the innuendos. Now, you just need to pick your weapon for your next assault, since we know Shai's armed and not afraid to shoot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joe Legate Report post Posted September 19, 2006 Watch yer step, bilge rats! Cap`n ShaiHulud will sink th' likes o' ye fer foolishness in his thread. Yaaarrrr. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guillaume Lanfray Report post Posted September 19, 2006 Thar's only one cap'n on this ship, mitey, an' that's Cap'n Pissgums! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thomas Report post Posted September 19, 2006 Well shiver me timbers and call me a salty dog, Shai's done it again! Watch yer step, bilge rats! As me old skipper used to say. "When the water reaches the upper level Tom me lad, follow the rats!" I be goin' over the side now, Ye Scurvy Dogs...but don't e think you've heard the last.......o'cap'n Tom. Yaaarrrr. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grey Boy Report post Posted September 21, 2006 (edited) ...™ Edited September 21, 2006 by Grey Boy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joe Legate Report post Posted September 21, 2006 Careful, Shai. There is a mean streak in her eyes. I'd lay even odds that once riled, she'd wipe out anyone standing in her way. Damn straight! An admirable quality! The Punk will host a paintball war on our ridge on occasion. They have an excellent good time and as long as they don't shoot: the house the vehicles the dog the cats or the deer, we're glad to have the hooligans running rampant. I'll send an invite the next time war breaks out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
