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"Clarified" Absinthe

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So, it's simply vodka, supposedly derived with a wormwood base but so stripped, filtered, and "rectified" that it's just a neutral mixer for cocktails. It should be illegal to mislabel this crap as absinthe.

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What an idiot misguided individual.

So basically he tasted someones home macerated kit absinthe and believed that's what absinthe is. Then decided to make his own and rectify it and market it. Then has to go to all the trouble of pulling the ole Czecharoo with a false history of absinthe just to justify his folly.

 

Think of all the trouble and ridicule he could have saved himself with a little research and a real bottle of absinthe.

 

 

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What an idiot misguided individual.

 

Yeah, I keep going back and forth about that.

 

On the one hand you can say that someone does not know..what they don't know.

Then again, what can you say about a business that does not even do some really simple. basic, basic. research about what they are going to make and sell?

 

 

 

The producer just launched a FB page a few hours ago:

" liqour store. art gallery, tourist attraction"

 

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Hipslipsfingertips-Tasting-Room/637540549678468?ref=profile

 

This isn't 1996.

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looks like water from a stagnant pond and tastes like a handful of rotten weeds soaked in Everclear.

 

Which is why it was the single most popular alcoholic beverage in Europe during the Belle Époque, sold in the millions of liters every year. Obviously people had no sense of taste in the past.

 

Where's the rolly-eye emoticon when you need it?

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He also says he's an industrial designer, and then says "function follows form."

 

 

He has this backwards, as well. Perhaps this statement is true, if one looks at his process.

Edited by Jack Griffin

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If you click on the link in the last comment on the first article they have a section on bad absinthe...

 

I haven't tried marteau or vilya, but from what I hear they don't belong in the same group as king of spirits and La fee.post-4293-0-64883900-1408919562_thumb.jpg

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There were discussions with the reporter, yes:

 

Jim Winslett Here's his response:
Thanks for reading. A couple of things: Anybody looking for the real absinthe
experience is not going to like this stuff. It doesn't look like it, doesn't
contain Thujone and doesn't react to water.

Gossamer Fury also doesn't taste of licorice. It has a mild herbal flavor. I'm
pretty sure, as a much more refined drinker, you'd hate it, though I have to
say, the finish was suprisingly smooth.

With my history of the drink, I tried to point out in the beginning of my story
that absinthe was kind of a legendary thing and came with both history and
baggage. It was celebrated, but blamed for a lot of things and there was some
bad, bathtub absinthe out there --of course, there was a lot of bad, bathtub
everything out there at the time and absinthe kind of got railroaded due to
circumstances.

If I'd had a bit more time or presence of mind, I could have gone into that.
Still, I doubt that anyone would see what I wrote as definitive on the subject,
though it might encourge a few people to try either Gossamer Fury or the real
thing if they see it around.

As far as my descriptions, I used what I had at my disposal, which was limited
to a few people I'd spoken with who'd tried it over the years and their
experiences varied. The only absinthe I tried was some homebrew he had, which
looked like stagnant pond water and tasted like lawn trimmings soaked in paint
thinner.

It did turn kind of white with a little water. I didn't like it.

Absinthe has only been showing up in local liqour stores in my area in the last
five or six years, though in small quantity, limited variety and typically at a
price that is well beyond someone like me who by circumstance tends to be a $10
bourbon driner.

Anyway, I apologize for any and all shortcomings. I appreciate you pointing
them out and as feeble a response as it is, I did the best I could with what I
had in the space I was alotted.
August 18 at 9:21am

 

As for http://www.absinthe-review.com/ - it has been discussed here before and apparently the author has a rather large axe to grind with certain members here...

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If you click on the link in the last comment on the first article they have a section on bad absinthe...

 

I haven't tried marteau or vilya, but from what I hear they don't belong in the same group as king of spirits and La fee.

He had a bit of a bad experience with WS some time ago and apparently holds a grudge against a couple of us. Nothing more than childish silliness. Meh.

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If you click on the link in the last comment on the first article they have a section on bad absinthe...

 

I haven't tried marteau or vilya, but from what I hear they don't belong in the same group as king of spirits and La fee.attachicon.gif7242014183224.jpg

 

Well, the reports you have heard are quite accurate.

 

The "warning" you cite, to be honest, makes my blood boil.

 

No honest man would put Ridge/Vilya or Marteau in the same group with King of Spirits or La Tourment...or for that matter, Lucid.

 

Don't be fooled. Ridge and Marteau are both top notch. I especially like the Ridge Verte.

 

PS: Obsello also deserves a bit more respect, though it's not in the same league as Ridge and Marteau.

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As for http://www.absinthe-review.com/ - it has been discussed here before and apparently the author has a rather large axe to grind with certain members here...

 

That fella must have a pretty big cross to bear with some (American) vendors as well, considering he only lists Alandia, Lion Spirits, LDF and some Czech spot 'Artemisia Collection' as his "trusted vendors".

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