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#1 Songcatcher

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 09:49 PM

Yep. coffee made from elephant dung.

Could it be that we are now entering a new era of coffee consumption? Are we going to begin domesticating animals purely for their ability to break down proteins in coffee beans? Will we begin choosing our pets based on the prospect of an especially smooth cup of Joe?


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The room it smelled heavy of drinkin',  

and the sad silent song, made the hour twice as long,

as I waited for that sun to go sinkin'.


#2 baubel

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 12:07 AM

I don't know anyone who'd like a smooth cup of Joe. Those thespians are weird. :twitchsmile:

Edited by Nathan (baubel), 12 December 2012 - 12:07 AM.

A little technological fix to a spiritual problem.


#3 fingerpickinblue

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 12:53 AM

Does this mean you're back? :unsure:
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#4 Père Ubu

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 03:52 AM

I prefer a cup of Joe's hooch.

As for coffee, not from any animal's backside. That is right there with whale puke and horse semen for cocktails. Just a way for rich people to impress other rich people.

#5 Joe Legate

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 04:37 AM

Agreed...On all counts. Bleck.

Those thespians are weird. :twitchsmile:

Agreed and you don't know the half of it.

#6 Absomphe

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 04:50 AM

Yep. coffee made from elephant dung.


I knew once ground was broken with civet scat that there was no stopping this trend.

Buncha derivative hipster bastids. :laugh:

Edited by Absomphe, 12 December 2012 - 04:51 AM.

Yes, I'm Krinkles the Clown on an absinthe a beer bender.

You got a problem with that?


#7 Père Ubu

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 07:53 AM

I love to eat chocolate covered espresso beans, so if someone want to pay me $$$ so they can make Pere Mocha from my xit, go 4 it. :) :puke:

Edited by Père Ubu, 12 December 2012 - 07:54 AM.


#8 redwun

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 01:47 PM

Sopa de nalga..... :cheers:
You Know there ain't no Devil that's just God when he's drunk"...Tom Waits


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