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#1 TheLoucheyMonster!

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 10:55 AM

Horse semen sold in New Zealand pub
A pub in New Zealand has introduced horse semen to its drinks menu, a stomach-churning addition tinged with the wholesome flavour of apple.

The Green Man Pub in Wellington offers the 30ml shots for a princely sum of £12 - and apparently it's going down a treat with regulars.

The gastro-pub serves the drink chilled fresh from a Christchurch stallion farm and each shot contains about 300 million individual horse sperm cells.

Green Man pub co-owner Steven Drummond is to blame for the grimace-inducing drink, which he explained is knocked back by both male and female customers.

He advises his customers to shoot the sticky horse semen back in one gulp rather than attempt to sip the bizarre concoction.

He came up with the idea when trying to invent a new drink to spice-up a local food challenge.

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 10:59 AM

D: :puke:
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Posted 17 October 2011 - 11:03 AM

Fairly prominent in Asian countries. I mean, not with horses necessarily...but with other animals.
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Posted 17 October 2011 - 11:19 AM

I thought horses tasted like raisins.
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Posted 17 October 2011 - 11:27 AM

They should investigate that man for animal abuse.
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They should call it the Happy Stud! Still, this is too sick to be too jovial. :puke: :puke: :puke:

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 11:46 AM

That just isn't right.

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#7 TheLoucheyMonster!

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 12:08 PM

They should investigate that man for animal abuse


I am sure that you can get plenty of 'surplus' at a stud farm, they throw out what does not sell, so bet no animals were harmed or pleasured for this purpose.

It just the 'ick' factor of the idea. You could not pay me enough to try it. :thumbdown:

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 12:10 PM

I could eat cricket-filled cookies, but I don't think I could get over the main ingredient in this drink. :thumbdown:

Edited by Kyle M, 17 October 2011 - 12:11 PM.

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 12:13 PM

I thought horses tasted like raisins.


Don't give Sam Calagione of Dogfish Head any ideas... :laugh:

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 04:45 PM

Spermy. Peter North is probably bashing his head(s) against the wall due to the market he's missing out on.

I wouldn't try it, but it doesn't seem that far out to me. This isn't anything compared to one episode of Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern. It's probably packed with healthy nutrients.

Let's not forget about the bestest, tastiest vomit around...honey. Or the most fragrant and valuable vomit- ambergris.

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 05:18 PM

Good point on the vomit, Baubel. I read somewhere that horses are physically incapable of vomiting...I wonder if that's true. :g:
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Posted 17 October 2011 - 06:06 PM

I'd take horse jizzim or horse vomit in a cocktail sooner than I would take horse hockey in one.

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 06:13 PM

Drinking Pete's outs you as gay. No biggie, what adults want to do is their thing.

Drinking Mr. Ed's outs you as into bestiality. Sorry but this is just :puke:

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 06:42 PM

I'm gay for drinking semen? Well that explains everything. :devil:

Bestiality has a bit more to do with a sex act, as does the moneyshot at the end of a blow job...in these cocktails they're very clearly separated. By the same standards, eating a rare steak would also mean someone derives carnal pleasure from slaughtering animals, no?
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Posted 17 October 2011 - 06:53 PM

I don't think consuming any particular type of food reveals anything about one's sexuality. If that were the case Army recruitment offices would be equipped with fully operational battle buffets.

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 07:20 PM

I don't think consuming any particular type of food reveals anything about one's sexuality.


Good for Zimmern. :laugh:

Reminds me of Superbad: "You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!"
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Posted 17 October 2011 - 07:37 PM

Even the extra veiny ones.

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Posted 22 October 2011 - 04:22 AM

This isn't necessarily in the edible department, but I saw a link a few years ago for a perfume available in the UK that smelled of semen, spit, blood and sweat. It was called Secretions or something like that. They also had one that smelled of jasmine and cigarettes.
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Posted 22 October 2011 - 06:11 AM

Hey if it keeps the kiwis away from the sheep then it can only be a good thing, gotta wonder about his thought process though. :g:
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Posted 22 October 2011 - 10:47 AM

...a perfume available in the UK that smelled of semen, spit, blood and sweat...


Sounds salty. I have one that smells like gunpowder, charred wood, smoke, and rusty nails.
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Posted 22 October 2011 - 10:56 AM

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Posted 22 October 2011 - 12:09 PM

It's amazing what smelling nice and cooking well does for gaining good company. :blush:
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Posted 22 October 2011 - 12:24 PM

It's amazing what smelling nice and cooking well does for gaining good company. :blush:

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Posted 22 October 2011 - 01:31 PM

I have one that smells like gunpowder, charred wood, smoke, and rusty nails.

Pirate ship battle! Excellent!
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Posted 22 October 2011 - 02:49 PM

Arrrrr. :pirate:

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Posted 22 October 2011 - 02:54 PM

Shiver me timbers, is it talk like a pirate day again, already? :rolleyes:

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Posted 23 February 2012 - 08:31 PM

Spermy. Peter North is probably bashing his head(s) against the wall due to the market he's missing out on.

I wouldn't try it, but it doesn't seem that far out to me. This isn't anything compared to one episode of Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern. It's probably packed with healthy nutrients.

Let's not forget about the bestest, tastiest vomit around...honey. Or the most fragrant and valuable vomit- ambergris.

+1 point for the Peter North reference. He'd be the Guy who could actually keep up at a busy pub, if anyone.

Yeah, good point on the AG. Brian's had his share...


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Posted 24 February 2012 - 04:16 AM

Yeah, good point on the AG. Brian's had his share...
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It does make for a tasty cocktail.
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Posted 24 February 2012 - 07:39 PM

I tried some of the ambergris tincture you sent me in a recent fish house punch I made. It really does add a whole new dimension.

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Posted 24 February 2012 - 07:54 PM

:wave2: Would love to try ambergris tincture in my next Fish House Punch.
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