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Don't be an absinthe douche...

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And, guys, if you're feeling a bit left out of the who-ha fun, don't worry. There's a chai-yok treatment available for men, too.

 

Schwarz calls the male-oriented service an "A-Steam," and said it's the same steamy set-up as a V-Steam, only the treatment targets the anus.

 

Ah pity the foo' that don't join the A-Steam.

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it's a widely used antiseptic. native american tribes used wormwood to cure bronchitis. the greeks used it as a remedy for internal parasites. why not feminine odor? this product is green fairy approved!

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This has given me some great ideas....

 

(cue dream sequence music)

 

An entire weekend at a spa that uses absinthe in every product, treatment, beverage, meal...

 

absinthe baths while drinking absinthe cocktails, absinthe massages with absinthe-infused oils, absinthe in your eggs bennedict hollandaise sauce, absinthe-colored nail polish and absinthe perfumes, St. George in the salad dressing, absinthe-washed sheets, czechsinthe in the toilet bowls, chicken marsala/absinthe... and of course the absinthe V-steam/A-steam....

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