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#1 pierreverte



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Posted 28 December 2010 - 07:23 AM

...take one!

Absinthe is always greener in the other glass.™

#2 Gwydion Stone

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Posted 28 December 2010 - 08:38 AM

And, guys, if you're feeling a bit left out of the who-ha fun, don't worry. There's a chai-yok treatment available for men, too.

Schwarz calls the male-oriented service an "A-Steam," and said it's the same steamy set-up as a V-Steam, only the treatment targets the anus.

Ah pity the foo' that don't join the A-Steam.

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#3 Ryan Nikkel

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Posted 28 December 2010 - 08:49 AM

B.A. Barebuttocks? Is that you?
"The thought manifests as the word; the word manifests as the deed; the deed develops into habit; and habit hardens into character. So watch the thought and its ways with care, and let it spring from love born out of concern for all beings." Buddha

#4 Jack Griffin

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Posted 28 December 2010 - 08:53 AM

Perhaps the men's version should use wormwood for the vermicidal benefits. I'm not sure that's a stool I'd want to share....

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Posted 28 December 2010 - 09:31 AM

How about a B-Steam to help us old guys? :wheelchair:

Edited by techdiver, 28 December 2010 - 09:31 AM.

#6 sardonix


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Posted 29 December 2010 - 05:59 PM

I've heard of the infamous "Cleveland Steamer", butt this is a whole new ball-game...
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#7 Joe Legate

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Posted 29 December 2010 - 06:48 PM

"I got pregnant after five steams creams."

Fixed. B)

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Posted 17 January 2011 - 08:38 AM

This thread is giving me some good ideas as to what i can do with my bottle of Pere Kermann's. Anyone for a 60$ czechsinthe enema?

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Posted 17 January 2011 - 11:29 AM

Saw that one on 1000 Ways to Die. Well, not with absinthe, but that would be worse. :thumbdown:

#10 painted bottle

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Posted 15 June 2011 - 06:54 PM

it's a widely used antiseptic. native american tribes used wormwood to cure bronchitis. the greeks used it as a remedy for internal parasites. why not feminine odor? this product is green fairy approved!
edited for grammar, forgotten thoughts and references.

#11 crow


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Posted 20 October 2011 - 07:55 AM

This has given me some great ideas....

(cue dream sequence music)

An entire weekend at a spa that uses absinthe in every product, treatment, beverage, meal...

absinthe baths while drinking absinthe cocktails, absinthe massages with absinthe-infused oils, absinthe in your eggs bennedict hollandaise sauce, absinthe-colored nail polish and absinthe perfumes, St. George in the salad dressing, absinthe-washed sheets, czechsinthe in the toilet bowls, chicken marsala/absinthe... and of course the absinthe V-steam/A-steam....
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Posted 20 October 2011 - 09:37 AM

Crow, sign me up for your spa now, please.
"Absinthe is the aphrodisiac of the self. The green Fairy who lives in the absinthe wants your soul. But you are safe with me" - Gary Oldman as Dracula

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