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Suicide girls show you how (not) to prepare absinthe

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Who doesn't love beautiful girls with wild hair and tattoos getting naked and having fun on late night cable? I know I do - but The Suicide Girls ruined it for me last night when I was watching "The Suicide Girls Guide to Living" on Showtime.

 

This particular special is supposed to be a "how to" guide for the kinky set. One of the "how to" segments was how to prepare absinthe.

 

So these girls sit down with a nice fountain and proper glasses and....(infamous music here - da da dumm....) a bottle of Le Tourment Vert. Awww. Just when I was getting turned on. And then - they over pour the nasty stuff, do the sugar cube on the spoon thing and add what appears to be a very small amount of water to an awful lot of LTV. On several close-ups when the girls are supposed to be sipping it, and supposedly getting turned on you can see that the liquid never reaches their lips, so obviously they weren't enjoying it. I wonder why?

 

I realize this is porn and not a lecture on fine spirits, but then don't make yourself out to be experts on how to do something, when you have no clue. It was just a set up to get some of the girls naked - which is apparently what happens when you drink absinthe. Or maybe just LTV does it, because we all know it's not really absinthe. Hard to say. And honestly - the naked parts weren't that good either.

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...beautiful girls with wild hair and tattoos getting naked and having fun...One of the "how to" segments was how to prepare absinthe...So these girls sit down with a nice fountain and proper glasses and....(infamous music here - da da dumm....) a bottle of Le Tourment Vert. Awww...

 

 

I saw some of that happen last year at the Rocky Mountain Green Hour 2009. :devil: Some baffoon accidentally spilled the LTV though.

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Well, I guess their only viable excuse is… they’re Suicide Girls! They can louche whatever they want!

 

Edit to not sound cocky: JMO :wave2:

Edited by Mat Bocian

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... And honestly - the naked parts weren't that good either.

 

so, who cares about anything else ? :devil:

 

- Marcelo

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Right. Campaign time.

 

Adopt a Suicide Girl and for just $80 per month, you can insure she gets the absinthe she needs. As her sponsor you'll get photos and personal letters.

Call today, don't let another inked beauty suffer.

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Oh Swoopy, the fact that you even watched that makes me love your show more! Seriously though, LTV has to put their marketing dollars somewhere these days, right?

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Anytime Jules and I have a glass of absinthe (we actually drink the absinthe), we sit around staring lustfully into each others eyes. Well, we do that even when we're not drinking absinthe. Maybe that's why we don't have many guests.

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There's also a noticeable lack of Bush.

 

 

I don't see how talking about who's in the White House has anything to do with this thread!

 

maybe we are talking about "bush" ? wormwood is a bush, isn't ?????

 

- MGS

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Well, I gotta say they're decent actresses, since they saved the grimacing and gagging for the end. Also note the chorus of "tastes like black jelly beans".

 

I disagree though. Grande Absente tastes like black jelly beans. LTV tastes like athletic cream complete with locker room funk. Maybe with time their palates will become more discerning.

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