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And they have Absinthe Toothpicks, Soap, Floss, and mints as well.

What? No absinthe suppositories?

You know, for all the absinthe loving assholes: "Feel the burn!"

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I think I'll toddle down and get some, since Archie's is only a couple blocks away. ;)

 

I'm not sure if Archie McPhee actually carries these or not. I can't tell if "PerpetualKid.com" is directly associated with McPhee, or simply selling stuff they got from Accutraments.

 

Ahhh... the McPhee website lists all of these too, as well as Absnithe Gumballs... and for some strange reason, a search on "Absinthe" also brings up an Edgar Allan Poe action figure.

 

http://www.mcphee.com/shop/search.php?sear...mp;x=11&y=8

 

...but not the Vincent Van Gogh one, go figure.

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Well if they do make a Van Gogh it must have a detachable ear.

 

And they have Absinthe Toothpicks, Soap, Floss, and mints as well.

What? No absinthe suppositories?

You know, for all the absinthe loving assholes: "Feel the burn!"

 

:laf:

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What? No absinthe suppositories?

You know, for all the absinthe loving assholes: "Feel the burn!"

 

Ha! At first, I read that as "Feed the bum!"

 

Guess it works both ways! :laugh:

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Probably just squirt some essence into a container.

Are we talking absinthe floss or sperm bank?

 

+1 Hahahaha. I missed this one!

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My daughter gave me the tin of Absinthe soap. Maybe because of my wormwood obsession......or maybe its a friendly hint that my hygeine needs some help.

Either way, it smells pretty good.

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For Brumalia I was given a total of two bars of soap, two packs of toothpicks, the lip balm, and the mints. Sheesh!

 

One of the items (sorry I can't remember which) lists "artificial anise flavor" as an ingredient. I thought (star) anise was dirt cheap??

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