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#31 buddhasynth

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 10:36 AM

(forehead in hand, closes eyes, shakes head, breathes deeply)
What part of Klaatu Barada Nikto don't you understand?


...because shoddy absinthes will be flavored with the lubricator of take the lead anise.

#32 Green Baron

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 12:42 PM

Hey now, just cuz I watched enough episodes of Blackadder to get excited... :tongue:
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Chasing the green fairy in my triplane!

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#33 Joe Legate

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 01:07 PM

And why is Lord Buddhasynth displeased? :worshippy:

#34 Attack Accountant

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 03:34 PM

I would prefer my contribution be nonviewable because it's probably in the rankings of iron, or mud, or air....... :secret2:
I think I'm funny but no one else does.

#35 buddhasynth

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 04:51 PM

And why is Lord Buddhasynth displeased? :worshippy:


I guess I thought I was done with Scadians for this lifetime.

Sorry for my lapse there, I realize that a Regal Bearing is essential to an Earl of Churlburg.
What part of Klaatu Barada Nikto don't you understand?


...because shoddy absinthes will be flavored with the lubricator of take the lead anise.

#36 Absomphe

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 05:26 PM

I want letters after my name.


Hard to top BS, though. :tongue:

Yes, I'm Krinkles the Clown on an absinthe a beer bender.

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#37 buddhasynth

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 05:39 PM

I got a BS and an MF from STFU.

if you must know.
What part of Klaatu Barada Nikto don't you understand?


...because shoddy absinthes will be flavored with the lubricator of take the lead anise.

#38 OMG_Bill

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 06:36 PM

I have a PHD from LHD.

Damn fence posts won't plant themselves. *smile*
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I mean no offense. There are bottles of extraordinary booze out there. I've tasted a few. Relax.

#39 Gwydion Stone

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 09:59 PM

LBJ, IRT, USA, LSD

LSD, LBJ, FBI, CIA

F-B-I-C-I-A, L-S-D,

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#40 Joe Legate

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 10:00 PM

I got life, Brother.

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 10:02 PM

Forty years. Who knew?

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#42 Absomphe

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Posted 08 December 2008 - 06:23 AM

B.S. from L'Academie D'Absomphe, of course, aka the College of Hard Knocks.

That's right next door to its sister school, whose most famous graduate is Pamela "Blame Canada" Anderson, the College of Hard Knockers.

Yes, I'm Krinkles the Clown on an absinthe a beer bender.

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#43 buddhasynth

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Posted 08 December 2008 - 10:24 AM

Suddenly I am reading a Crumb comic...
What part of Klaatu Barada Nikto don't you understand?


...because shoddy absinthes will be flavored with the lubricator of take the lead anise.

#44 Misanthrope

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Posted 08 December 2008 - 10:33 AM

I have a PHD from LHD.

I see, Piled High and Deep :poop: :laugh:
Sorry, couldn't resist.
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Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. -- Dr Seuss
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Humankind cannot stand very much reality. -- T. S. Eliot

#45 OMG_Bill

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Posted 08 December 2008 - 11:20 AM

Close, Post Hole Digger from Local Home Depot. *smile*


I did the hard knocks thing myself.
Some folks may cringe each time I use the term "Booze" regarding these high quality drinks.
I mean no offense. There are bottles of extraordinary booze out there. I've tasted a few. Relax.

#46 dakini_painter

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Posted 08 December 2008 - 12:42 PM

I can't wait to start getting my state permit and some sales so I can subscribe!
I don't want to miss out on content like this! Especially about the, ahem, hard knock thing...
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Don't get all bent out of shape folks, just making a funny! I have no intention of *knocking* the fine folks here! :cheers:

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