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Hello Illuminati, I was paranoid before and now you have arrived! :D I Guess I upset some members by interrupting a personal discussion, so I hop I am not bothering you.

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"Absinthe Illuminati" is just a member title I gave Zman, just to be funny.

 

Where did you upset anybody? There are no "personal" discussions here! If you can see it, you can join right in.

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"Absinthe Illuminati" is just a member title I gave Zman, just to be funny.

 

 

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!

 

 

Just to be funny.

 

That's very funny.....

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Hey guys. I thought I'd set this in here like some twisted episode of sesame street...

 

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At the very least, Conju and I can reminisce.

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Not with the brain.

 

 

It has been scientificscally proved that the strongest run to attack and are killed first.

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This thread was brought to you by the letter E and Absynth Squiggle?

 

Got an avatar for ya, Absomphe . . . Nah, I'll use it myself for now.

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Not with the brain.

It has been scientificscally proved that the strongest run to attack and are killed first.

No, he's right. The Cheers Buffalo Beer Theory can accurately be extrapolated to include absinthe:

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive drinking of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

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