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Birthday is a day of wonders

So I am wondering

Are you bitterer than Berger

Or sweeter than Vichet

So, do not hesitate and join the fete

 

For friends are with you

Who wish to join in

Drink absinthe with them

The finest extraits

And never give in

 

And thank Artemis-how gracious was She

At your age you are left with health=booze

Not only waer and tea :devil:

 

Happy Birthday, My friend!

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I don't want to seem childish about this but,

 

You're older than I am!

You're older than I am!

You're older than I am!

 

Have a great day, Absomphe. :cheers: :happybday:

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Indeed, Hiram, it feels like a half a lifetime ago, since that first WS gathering...which, in my case, is probably a good thing! :cheers:

 

You're older than I am!

You're older than I am!

You're older than I am!

 

Only physically, you big mean rotten poopy head!!! :harhar:

 

 

Thanks, everybody!

 

This ancient, decrepit geezer will toast all of you with an Absomphesized glass of prune juice today! :yahoo:

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Bugger off, wanker!

 

I mean, I need to hang with you too, man. :cheers:

 

 

 

Stranger things have happened, Shabba...I'm not sure what they were, but they must have.

 

I probably wouldn't survive a visit to you, and your 'stash', but I have no doubt it would be a helluva way to go! :yahoo: :cheers:

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This ancient, decrepit geezer will toast all of you with an Absomphesized glass of prune juice today! :yahoo:

 

So that's where you get your get-up-and-GO...

 

Bon Anniversaire! :happybday:

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Thanks, all.

 

I'm really touched...but I guess y'all knew that already. :wacko:

 

 

 

...like a fine Verte.

 

No, it's called an overworked liver. :dribble:

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Happy birthday! As a gift you get absomphe.com whenever you want to take it over... free. No strings attached, seriously! There, I made it public! Just say when. The lease expires a year from now.

 

Yeah, I registered it drunk one night. I'm pretty drunk now too :cheers:

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an Absomphesized glass of prune juice today!

Slivovitz is a perfectly acceptable celebratory libation.

 

Best wishes, Absomphe. :cheers:

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A elderly man goes to the Doctor and the Doc checks him out and tells him everything is fine. The Doctor asked if he had any questions. The man stated he did. "I have been wondering about my penis. When I was 17 and it was hard I could not bend it. When I was in my 40's and it was hard I could bend it a little bit, but now I can bend the hell out of it. Doc, please tell me I'm just getting stronger!"

 

Happy Birthday you Ole Softy, you!

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I think your joke just gave me the bends, Elf.

 

 

I'm pretty drunk now too :cheers:

 

How can you tell? :harhar:

 

 

Pan, um, no...I may be an old fart, but I HATE Slivovitz! :puke:

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