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Amber von Doom

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Yarr, I'm the captain on this here ship of fools...

 

Ignore him. You give the bilge rat a hat, and suddenly he's marching around on deck trying to give everyone orders. It's kind of cute, but it soils the hat. :devil:

 

And welcome! You'll find there are millions of us here, and all of us judging you heavily.

 

 

ohhhhhhhhhhh heavy judging. Just don't ask me what I'd do to end world hunger or bring peace to the world.

 

 

Howdy. :cheers:
Yarr, I'm the captain of fools on this here ship...
More like it.
UHOH. I'm not so great at the keeping bozos in line bit. I'm usually the one encouraging them from the sidelines and then looking innocent afterwards.
Good to know; I'll be keeping my eye on you.
Stroller led me here.
Okay, both eyes.

 

 

It's okay. I'm harmless. REALLY! REALLY!

 

At least I mean well.

 

Welcome to the forum! You'll fit in fine here. :cheers:

 

Like a square peg in a round hole but it's alright - I'm used to it. At least the welcome wagon is a nice one :D

 

You could always save a little time and just say "thanks everybody." ;)

 

Don't use that logic stuff on me!!!

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Well nice to know Stroller has good taste....

Welcome :cheers:

 

 

Oh, he does. I especially like his collection of Donny Osmond cd's.

 

I didn't know the band was getting wide. Maybe they should go on a diet.

 

And she's nuts, I'm evil dammit!

 

 

Maybe I'm a little nuts.

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Just don't ask me what I'd do to end world hunger or bring peace to the world.

 

Would it involve...n/m. Mouth stopped before head could get it in trouble.

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I'll say "hi" to you only if you reveal all the best Pizza joints in Manhattan.

 

Reply only with the answer. Consider it a public service to the millions of lurkers.

 

:cheers:

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Welcome, Amber! :cheers:

 

I've been looking for someone to tag team up on Nymph with, and you seem like the perfect choice. ;) :devil:

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Well, regurgitation does come to mind when I think of you, darlin. :puke:

 

Now, be nice or no sponge bath, and I'll swap your toothpaste with Preparation H again.

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Howdy Podner, and welcome. :cheers: Little Joe's in San Francisco has some of the best pizza I've had, and it's close to my home away from home, a three minute walk to be precise.

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You could always save a little time and just say "thanks everybody."
Helps with the bandwidth.
Spoilsports! Who knows? She could be the next ShaiHulud!

 

:wave2: :cheers:

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Helps with the bandwidth. :cheers:

 

Badges? We don need no stinkin badges.

 

Wait a minute did you say badges or bandwidth? Stupid hearing aids.

 

:cheers: Amber.

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:laf: Yeah.....we are all VERY serious!

 

Yea serious about another drink, this round on me !!! (only the Jade for us grownups) :cheers:

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I'll say "hi" to you only if you reveal all the best Pizza joints in Manhattan.

 

Reply only with the answer. Consider it a public service to the millions of lurkers.

 

:cheers:

 

Stromboli Pizza (1st Avenue)

83 Saint Marks Pl

New York, NY 10003

(212) 673-3691

 

It's a teeny tiny hole in the wall dive of a place and I'd kill for their slices!

 

Welcome, Amber! :cheers:

 

I've been looking for someone to tag team up on Nymph with, and you seem like the perfect choice. ;) :devil:

 

 

pssshaw. None of that kind of trouble making for me.

 

Welcome. We're all very serious around here. :g:

 

Time for a drink.

 

 

Oh good. I'm terribly serious, too. Or at least I just don't get the inside jokes yet so I'll pretend to be serious when I really don't get it.

 

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Helps with the bandwidth. :cheers:

 

 

 

Wait a minute did you say badges or bandwidth? Stupid hearing aids.

 

 

 

Need more? Contact absomphe. I'm sure the old fart has plenty.

 

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