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I thought you Southerners like the Miracle Whip! Slathered on 2 pieces of Wonder bread with sliced Velveeta, of course. :devil:

 

Yeah, and???

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It just ain't a BLT without Miracle Whip. Oh and my BLT's are, Bacon, Lettuce and Toast. I can't stand (raw) tomatoes.

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I thought you Southerners like the Miracle Whip! Slathered on 2 pieces of Wonder bread with sliced Velveeta, of course.

 

When I lived in the south, I learned of the "M&M[1] sandwich"[2]

 

[1] 'mater n' mayonnaise

[2] more accurately spoken "sammich"

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It just ain't a BLT without Miracle Whip. Oh and my BLT's are, Bacon, Lettuce and Toast. I can't stand (raw) tomatoes.

Try it with blue cheese dressing instead of mayo - ohmygoooood

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I love the mayo.

 

Every guy's dream girl. :heart:

 

True. Nymph can never be wrong. Mayo is ol korekt for hamburgers, ham.

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I wish they'd quit giving old farts Viagra.

 

...smothered in mayo?

 

Sorry...couldn't help it :poke:

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I wish they'd quit giving old farts Viagra.

 

If wishes were horses...

 

You'd probably reincarnate as Catherine the Great. :tongue:

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I think I just fell in love with Absinthist. :heart:

 

Have absintheletely nothing against it. Southern belles were always high on my list, absinthe-drinkin' Southern belles even higher :heart:

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I wish they'd quit giving old farts Viagra.

Easy there Nymph. ;) Absomphe is only slightly older than yours truly and I'm not close to being done yet. Not even close! :wheelchair:

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I started eating french fries with mayo at the burger shop on the air base we were stationed at in Spain around 1961.

 

Mayo goes with french fries, tomatoes, hamburgers, grilled cheese saniches, BLT, banana saniches, and a few other things.

 

strange stream of conciousness.

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:cheers: ME and oh, I wish they would stop giving :censor1: to southern women.

Perfume?

Blue eye shade?

Vicks Salve?

Uncle Sam's Laxative Cereal?

What? What did you censor?!!! :laf:

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Bourbon and I had a not so good time on the Thursday night before my first Derby. If I even smell that stuff, high or low quality, my stomach starts churn and my mouth begins over salivation.

 

Now this mayonnaise vs. Miracle Whip... where the hell did that come from?

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It's rare that someone creates a condiment that can rival the original. You owe us freaks some respect for that at least. Nobody pretends Velveeta is real cheese, but Miracle Whip is mayo to lots of people. Including me. :tongue:

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I don't think that OMG Bill is willing to put any creamy, white condiments in his mouth. Creamy white beverages, yes.

 

And miracle whip is a creamy, white condiment that won't pass my lips. It's not mayo. Really. Mayo is good. Mayo can be made at home and is even better. Try making miracle whip at home and posting about it. We'll be in the corn h field.

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I prefer Miracle Whip for the taste, but also because it has "Whip" in the name.

 

I can't wait until I get to ruin a nice romantic dinner with some nice woman by saying "Honey, cane you please hand me the whip? :laf:

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I prefer Miracle Whip for the taste, but also because it has "Whip" in the name.

I can't wait until I get to ruin a nice romantic dinner with some nice woman by saying "Honey, cane you please hand me the whip? :laf:

Hilarious! :laf:

 

You'll let us know how that turns out, right? :)

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