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Ain't it the truth. Well put, Absomphe.

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If only HE would expire right now. R.I.P.!!!!

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Maybe it is designed for connoisseurs? First you taste absinthe, then you feel the health of the herbs in your body, and in the end (literally) you get a nice green design on black background to give you the last farewell...

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This eBay auction is even weirder than it was before: Black TP

 

What on earth does a hot blond nurse have to do with black toilet tissue? Not that I'm against hot blond nurses in any way I just can't see a connection. The free spoon with 6 rolls seems a little creepy also. I just don't get it.

 

 

 

I was going to cite OJ, but I figured his fifteen minutes must have expired by now.

 

I would have taken that bet.

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At 6.33 a roll she should be the one "applying" it. She may be a CNA, and higher ranking nurses have a certain unpleasant nickname for them.

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I'm glad it's perfumed, unscenty tp really t's me off. (Sorry T, no joke on you!)

 

 

Will it louche? That is the guestion.

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How nice of him to include a free spoon with the TP.

 

I rather wanted to send him that message myself though, rather than having him send it to his customers. I'd probably have offered him a regular spoon though. And some netting.

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I hate to ask the spoon's use . . .

 

At the other end of things I bought some fennel flavored toothpaste. Fennel is apparently "in" for some reason though it seems wasteful for it to not be used in absinthe.

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Will it louche? That is the guestion.

 

I doubt it.

 

Come to think of it, maybe they should have called it Tunnel Black. :poop:

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At 6.33 a roll she should be the one "applying" it. She may be a CNA, and higher ranking nurses have a certain unpleasant nickname for them.

 

Wow...considering you can get it for $9.00 per 6-pack if you exercise the power of google...

https://www.wellbeingworldusa.com/template3.asp

 

Now I need to OD on Purplesaurus Rex for that perfect green-on-black experience :devil:

 

Trid

-black food coloring will yield a nice green, too. :poop:

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