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Absinthe Jokes?

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Strange coincidence

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A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

 

The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of Champagne , too!"

 

"What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, and I'm celebrating."

 

"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.

 

"What a coincidence!" says the man. As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"

 

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my Gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"

 

"What a coincidence," says the man, "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."

 

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I used a different cock," he replied.

 

The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence. . ."

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A drunk is sitting at the bar in an unknown town when a woman at the end of the bar raises a bare arm

revealing a rather hairy armpit and says: "Who will buy a lady an Absinthe?"

 

The drunk says: "I'll buy a drink for the ballerina."

 

A short time later, the same woman, raises the same bare arm exposing that more than hirsute armpit and says:

"Who will buy a lady an Absinthe?"

 

The drunk says: "I'll buy a drink for the ballerina."

 

This happens a few more times and finally the bartender says: "Why do you keep calling that woman a ballerina?"

 

The drunk says: "I thought that anyone who could get their leg that far over their head MUST be a ballerina."

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Oh, uh uh! :laf:

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