AndrewT Report post Posted January 28, 2005 (edited) Got a fortune cookie at a Chinese restaurant today that read "A thrilling time is in your immediate future". Yesterday I confirmed plans to go to LF Tres in a week or so. Coincidence? Edited January 28, 2005 by AndrewT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abby Report post Posted January 28, 2005 I think not. Your cookie is wise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conju Report post Posted January 28, 2005 Valentines day last year I recieved a fortune cookie that said "Today is a good day to be with a companion" I've been angry at fortune cookies since. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
G&C Report post Posted January 28, 2005 Yes, it's still there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conju Report post Posted January 28, 2005 My smug sense of self satisfaction? Yeah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Absomphe Report post Posted January 28, 2005 If that's a euphemism for your strong sense of self-loathing, I heartily agree! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conju Report post Posted January 28, 2005 They do say opposites attract. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Absomphe Report post Posted January 28, 2005 Trueche! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conju Report post Posted January 28, 2005 But it's good to know we share something in common. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Absomphe Report post Posted January 28, 2005 I KNOW you were referring to the "royal" we, in this case, cuz you couldn't possibly have been referring to the "we" we. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gwydion Stone Report post Posted January 28, 2005 He meant your wee wee. Wee indeed. Oui. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jack B Report post Posted January 28, 2005 Um, non. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Auguru Report post Posted January 29, 2005 Fortune cookie fortunes? I thought I'd never dredge these out of my wallet, but I cannot pass up this opportunity. Most fortunes are sad cliches or the occasional reliable bonmot. Here are my two favorites (the first from 1978 and the second from 2004): In case the image didn't come across: "The down of a swan from a thousand miles." "Hard words break no bones, fine words butter no parsnips." (I've been accused of collecting everything...) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewT Report post Posted January 29, 2005 There's always the classic "Help! I've been kidnapped and forced to work in a fortune cookie factory!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
