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Got a fortune cookie at a Chinese restaurant today that read "A thrilling time is in your immediate future".

 

Yesterday I confirmed plans to go to LF Tres in a week or so.

 

Coincidence?

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Valentines day last year I recieved a fortune cookie that said "Today is a good day to be with a companion"

 

 

I've been angry at fortune cookies since.

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I KNOW you were referring to the "royal" we, in this case, cuz you couldn't possibly have been referring to the "we" we. :harhar:

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Fortune cookie fortunes? I thought I'd never dredge these out of my wallet, but I cannot pass up this opportunity. Most fortunes are sad cliches or the occasional reliable bonmot. Here are my two favorites (the first from 1978 and the second from 2004):

 

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In case the image didn't come across:

 

"The down of a swan from a thousand miles."

 

"Hard words break no bones, fine words butter no parsnips."

 

 

 

(I've been accused of collecting everything...)

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