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So, what does everyone else expect to have under the Christmas tree this year?

 

2X Duct tape

4X Handcuffs

Gerber tactical knife

Surgical blades

Gerber "skinner" knife

Totalprotect mace

Gemini pepperspray

Defence tazer

8X Duracell 12V batteries

HK MP5K-A3 9mm

Remington 110 12-gauge

Beretta 92F 9mm

HK G3 Assault 7.62mm

6X Remington 9mm 100s

4X Winchester 12g 100s

8X Assault 7.62 superpack

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just kidding. :shock:

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...four pairs of handcuffs, three defense tazers, two rolls of duct tape, and a kevlar vest to protect meeeeeee! :headbang:

 

I always like to make up a new version of the 12 Days of Christmas each year. I guess this could be my tactical assault version?

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Is it just me but I thought chameleons change to adapt to their surroundings? This guy looks like Van Gogh Confused.

 

Rainbogh Van Gogh sounds good :) (notice the cute play on the word rainbow)

Actually, it is as much a myth that true chameleons change the colors as the myth that Absinthe will make you hallucinate.

 

However....if you look at a chameleon while drinking absinthe, he may get pissed off and change colors. Yet you will not know if it's the chameleon or the absinthe that is ticking the chameleon off, but I would NOT recommend giving absinthe to a chameleon.

 

I really don't know, but it's like one of those "hunches", yanno? Bad karma karma karma karma karma chameleon. :blink:

 

It comes and goes....

 

 

So, what does everyone else expect to have under the Christmas tree this year?

 

2X Duct tape

4X Handcuffs

Gerber tactical knife

Surgical blades

Gerber "skinner" knife

Totalprotect mace

Gemini pepperspray

Defence tazer

8X Duracell 12V batteries

HK MP5K-A3 9mm

Remington 110 12-gauge

Beretta 92F 9mm

HK G3 Assault 7.62mm

6X Remington 9mm 100s

4X Winchester 12g 100s

8X Assault 7.62 superpack

 

Just kidding. :shock:

 

WOW! Your Santa sounds like Saddam Hussein... :shock: GO FOR IT!!!!

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So, what does everyone else expect to have under the Christmas tree this year?

2X Duct tape

4X Handcuffs

Gerber tactical knife

Surgical blades

Gerber "skinner" knife

Totalprotect mace

Gemini pepperspray

Defence tazer

8X Duracell 12V batteries

HK MP5K-A3 9mm

Remington 110 12-gauge

Beretta 92F 9mm

HK G3 Assault 7.62mm

6X Remington 9mm 100s

4X Winchester 12g 100s

8X Assault 7.62 superpack

So I take it you're moving to Montgomery? :devil:

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So I take it you're moving to Montgomery? :devil:

 

Montgomery's a cesspool but at least it's better than Flint, Michigan. I don't think I'd live there with anything less than an M1A1 tank with a Reihnmetall AG M256 120 mm smoothbore cannon.

 

Birmingham is considered "less safe" than Montgomery, but here we mostly have property crime instead of violent crime.

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Tippmann A-5A2 mill sim conversion with flatline, off set and air through dogleg.

 

Oh, you mean a paintball gun. Why didn't ya just say so?

I thought it would be more fun. My equipment has not even arrived yet and Peridot has outgunned me.

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I'm a bit concerned about Peridot. I think he may be stocking a compound or something. I really don't want to see you on the news being swarmed by ATF agents, P.!

 

I think I "accidently" know what I am getting for Christmas. I happened across a receipt from Tiffany's at the BF's yesterday. I didn't read the receipt to see what it was for - because that would have been snooping.

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So, what does everyone else expect to have under the Christmas tree this year?

 

I just received a junk email for this product and now I must have one for Christmas! :hyper:

 

Few things are as satisfying as pelting someone with marshmallows.

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It says for 8 years old and up. Oh, man, if I gave that to my 8yo, it would be fluff carpets in no time. Between the sugar buzz from eating half of them and running around grinding the other half of 'em into the floor that he shot around... Yech. Definitely more of an adult toy.

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OMG, Bill! I've never seen a manatee chameleon! ;D

 

The kid's official name is going to be Vinnie "The Karma" Van Gogh.

 

The Karma will be mobbed up and breaking kneecaps.

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Must've been the "high thujone" KOSG or similar from the the Czech Republic. :)

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Nice name for an exceptional creature. The Karma, cooooool

 

The manatee is how I saw it after drinking about 3 absinthes. ;)

 

:wave2:

 

Is that with or without your 3-D glasses?

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I actually found a pair of black plastic 3-D glasses for $3 on Venice Beach. I had to buy them. Those cardboard ones are so uncomfortable. And, yeah, they do give me a headache, but how often do we watch a 3-D movie?

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