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#61 peridot

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Posted 19 November 2006 - 07:27 PM

So, what does everyone else expect to have under the Christmas tree this year?


2X Duct tape
4X Handcuffs
Gerber tactical knife
Surgical blades
Gerber "skinner" knife
Totalprotect mace
Gemini pepperspray
Defence tazer
8X Duracell 12V batteries
HK MP5K-A3 9mm
Remington 110 12-gauge
Beretta 92F 9mm
HK G3 Assault 7.62mm
6X Remington 9mm 100s
4X Winchester 12g 100s
8X Assault 7.62 superpack













Just kidding. :shock:

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#62 Doyle

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Posted 19 November 2006 - 07:57 PM

Well, I was gonna say lots of cool stuff... but now I just want kevlar.

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Posted 19 November 2006 - 08:06 PM

...four pairs of handcuffs, three defense tazers, two rolls of duct tape, and a kevlar vest to protect meeeeeee! :headbang:

I always like to make up a new version of the 12 Days of Christmas each year. I guess this could be my tactical assault version?
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#64 Jane Avril

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Posted 20 November 2006 - 04:34 AM

Is it just me but I thought chameleons change to adapt to their surroundings? This guy looks like Van Gogh Confused.

Rainbogh Van Gogh sounds good :) (notice the cute play on the word rainbow)

Actually, it is as much a myth that true chameleons change the colors as the myth that Absinthe will make you hallucinate.

However....if you look at a chameleon while drinking absinthe, he may get pissed off and change colors. Yet you will not know if it's the chameleon or the absinthe that is ticking the chameleon off, but I would NOT recommend giving absinthe to a chameleon.

I really don't know, but it's like one of those "hunches", yanno? Bad karma karma karma karma karma chameleon. :blink:

It comes and goes....



So, what does everyone else expect to have under the Christmas tree this year?


2X Duct tape
4X Handcuffs
Gerber tactical knife
Surgical blades
Gerber "skinner" knife
Totalprotect mace
Gemini pepperspray
Defence tazer
8X Duracell 12V batteries
HK MP5K-A3 9mm
Remington 110 12-gauge
Beretta 92F 9mm
HK G3 Assault 7.62mm
6X Remington 9mm 100s
4X Winchester 12g 100s
8X Assault 7.62 superpack

Just kidding. :shock:


WOW! Your Santa sounds like Saddam Hussein... :shock: GO FOR IT!!!!
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#65 Guillaume Lanfray

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Posted 20 November 2006 - 09:17 AM


So, what does everyone else expect to have under the Christmas tree this year?

2X Duct tape
4X Handcuffs
Gerber tactical knife
Surgical blades
Gerber "skinner" knife
Totalprotect mace
Gemini pepperspray
Defence tazer
8X Duracell 12V batteries
HK MP5K-A3 9mm
Remington 110 12-gauge
Beretta 92F 9mm
HK G3 Assault 7.62mm
6X Remington 9mm 100s
4X Winchester 12g 100s
8X Assault 7.62 superpack

So I take it you're moving to Montgomery? :devil:

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Posted 20 November 2006 - 09:35 AM

It's amazing what Walmart carries these days.

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Posted 20 November 2006 - 09:43 AM

So I take it you're moving to Montgomery? :devil:


Montgomery's a cesspool but at least it's better than Flint, Michigan. I don't think I'd live there with anything less than an M1A1 tank with a Reihnmetall AG M256 120 mm smoothbore cannon.

Birmingham is considered "less safe" than Montgomery, but here we mostly have property crime instead of violent crime.

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#68 ShaiHulud

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Posted 20 November 2006 - 10:52 AM


Tippmann A-5A2 mill sim conversion with flatline, off set and air through dogleg.


Oh, you mean a paintball gun. Why didn't ya just say so?

I thought it would be more fun. My equipment has not even arrived yet and Peridot has outgunned me.
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Posted 20 November 2006 - 10:55 AM

I'm a bit concerned about Peridot. I think he may be stocking a compound or something. I really don't want to see you on the news being swarmed by ATF agents, P.!

I think I "accidently" know what I am getting for Christmas. I happened across a receipt from Tiffany's at the BF's yesterday. I didn't read the receipt to see what it was for - because that would have been snooping.
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Posted 28 November 2006 - 09:55 AM

So, what does everyone else expect to have under the Christmas tree this year?


I just received a junk email for this product and now I must have one for Christmas! :hyper:

Few things are as satisfying as pelting someone with marshmallows.


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You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment if you do not trust enough. ~Frank Crane

#71 Doyle

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Posted 28 November 2006 - 10:06 AM

Oh my... I may need one of those to keep my cat in line...
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Posted 28 November 2006 - 11:41 AM

It would be good for cats or special friends. Hope you get it jcbphd. ;)
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Posted 28 November 2006 - 02:07 PM

It says for 8 years old and up. Oh, man, if I gave that to my 8yo, it would be fluff carpets in no time. Between the sugar buzz from eating half of them and running around grinding the other half of 'em into the floor that he shot around... Yech. Definitely more of an adult toy.

#74 Jane Avril

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Posted 29 November 2006 - 12:21 AM

OMG, Bill! I've never seen a manatee chameleon! ;D

The kid's official name is going to be Vinnie "The Karma" Van Gogh.

The Karma will be mobbed up and breaking kneecaps.
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Posted 29 November 2006 - 02:57 AM

Nice name for an exceptional creature. The Karma, cooooool

The manatee is how I saw it after drinking about 3 absinthes. ;)

:wave2:
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Posted 29 November 2006 - 03:18 AM

Must've been the "high thujone" KOSG or similar from the the Czech Republic. :)
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Posted 29 November 2006 - 04:45 AM

;)
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#78 Jane Avril

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Posted 29 November 2006 - 07:00 AM

Hmmm...you hallucinate Peter Max while drinking absinthe? After 3 drinks?

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Posted 29 November 2006 - 07:39 AM

Yes I am.

I was a fan of Peter Max back then.

It's all so hazy though. ;)
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Posted 29 November 2006 - 10:58 AM

For all of us who survived the late 60's, and early 70's, I suspect.

Yes, I'm Krinkles the Clown on an absinthe a beer bender.

You got a problem with that?


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Posted 29 November 2006 - 02:40 PM

Nice name for an exceptional creature. The Karma, cooooool

The manatee is how I saw it after drinking about 3 absinthes. ;)

:wave2:


Is that with or without your 3-D glasses?

#82 Jane Avril

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Posted 29 November 2006 - 03:23 PM

I love my 3-D glasses. They make me walk crooked.
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Posted 29 November 2006 - 04:48 PM

The 3-D glasses gave me a headache so they disappeared.
Maybe that's why I walk crooked now.
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I mean no offense. There are bottles of extraordinary booze out there. I've tasted a few. Relax.

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Posted 29 November 2006 - 05:57 PM

I actually found a pair of black plastic 3-D glasses for $3 on Venice Beach. I had to buy them. Those cardboard ones are so uncomfortable. And, yeah, they do give me a headache, but how often do we watch a 3-D movie?
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