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Gee, from the description of the fire ritual as "classic" to the ramblings about thujone content and hallucinations, I'd have never guessed they were selling Czechsinth.

 

It would be amusing if it weren't just so damn sickening. Rather like the products they market.

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"Delivery

Delivery is mutually arranged via phone and/or email once an order has been placed and can be fulfilled should stocks permit."

 

Hey dude, I got the dough, you got the stuff?

yeah just stick the green under the bench and pick up the goods at 142 pine-stoop rd. Knock twice, ask for viny, he'll hook you up.

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Absinthe King of Spirits:

Alcohol 70% v/v, thujone 10mg/kg

 

Considered the best absinth in the world.

 

Absinth King of Spirits is a real king of strong absinthes, especially if you are looking for an extremely distinctive absinthe.

 

A particular feature of Absinth King of Spirits is the genuine wormwood and other herbs and spices contained inside each bottle, which gives the liqueur the right strength.

 

Absinth King of Spirits is based on original Swiss recipe and it is a natural product without any additives. We recommend drinking it only with ice.

 

:laf:

 

:no:

 

:puke:

 

 

Dear God,

 

Please strike down the absinthe infidels. Let me find my path to the virgins in heaven through the infidels' demise.

 

King of Spirits the "best absinthe in the world" eh? Oh boy. Apparently they don't sample the merchandise.

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Thujone is the component of wormwood that arouses emotions and imparts the quality peculiar to absinth. It has a similar molecular geometry with THC, the active chemical in cannabis.

 

ARRRGGHH........

 

Hops come from the same family as cannabis too,

doesn't mean they have the same effect on you.

Freaking morons.

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Hydrogen peroxide is chemically just like water, but with EXTRA OXYGEN!! We all know oxygen is super good for us, so try new Dasani H2O2!

 

Yeah, try putting that in your absinthe.

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I'm ashamed to be Australian...

Don't be:
Registrant ROID:        C2211051-AR

Registrant Contact Name: Radka Kolouchova

Registrant Email:        radka@absinth.com.au

 

Tech ID:                C2211056-AR

Tech Name:              Radka Kolouchova

Tech Email:              radka@absinth.com.au

On second thought...

 

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Oh man, that's painful to read. What's even more painful is some sucker is actually buying stuff from them. Like WC Fields used to say "there's a sucker born every minute" :wacko:

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WC Fields used to say "there's a sucker born every minute"

 

Actually I believe it was PT Barnum that said that one.

 

WC Fields said "never give a sucker an even break".

 

Impy is more of a authority on that subject.

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I love the game of historical telephone.

 

Kinda like Horace Greely's alleged quote, "Go west young man."

 

Which he never said, either.

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Or even with films that are still around to be watched...the most famous case probably being Bogart saying "Play it again Sam", which is not a line from Casablanca but still constantly quoted and referenced as if it was. And there are others.

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