You guys might get a kick out of this email. This is from originalabsinthe.com; I put King Gold in the shopping cart to see if it would convert English pounds to U.S. dollars.
(It didn't btw). They sent me a follow-up email asking wtf...
Thank you for stopping by Absinthe Original and considering us for your purchase. We noticed that during a visit to our store you placed the following item(s) in your shopping cart, but did not complete the transaction.
Shopping Cart Contents:
1 x Absinthe King Gold
We are always interested in knowing what happened and if there was a reason that you decided not to purchase at this time. If you could be so kind as to let us know if you had any issues or concerns, we would appreciate it. We are asking for feedback from you and others as to how we can help make your experience at Absinthe Original better.
If you believe you completed your purchase and are wondering why it was not delivered, this email is an indication that your order was NOT completed, and that you have NOT been charged! Please return to the store in order to complete your order.
Our apologies if you already completed your purchase, we try not to send these messages in those cases, but sometimes it is hard for us to tell depending on individual circumstances.
Again, thank you for your time and consideration in helping us improve the Absinthe Original website.
La Boheme UK Ltd.
Hello! Thank you for the follow-up. I had second thoughts about buying Absinthe King Gold after I had learned that Vincent Van Gogh had cut off his ear and gave it to a prostitute as a gift after consuming massive amounts of absinthe.. I'm concerned that I may do the same thing, and therefore refrained from purchasing your fine absinthe. Perhaps a disclaimer needs to be put under the product on your website warning that a user may exercise their ability to mutilate themselves while consuming the spirit.
Again, thank you for your concern.