Wilson

There are some here who have the knowledge and the passion, but lack the infrastructure. You have the infrastructure and need someone with knowledge and passion. I see this as an opportunity. No. I am not talking about me. I already have a job that I love and I am not qualified for this.

I am late to the party, but I will share my thoughts, which by the way, mirror those of the experts. You saw the popularity and mystique of absinthe and wanted to capitalize on it. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that. It's the American way. I applaud you for making the effort. However, you did not do enough research and your product was crappy. You put the marketing department into high gear and they tried to pull the wool over the unknowing public's eyes. Epic Fail. Wouldn't it make more sense to sell a genuine product that stands on it's own merit? Get back to the drawing board and hire a real expert or two to help you develop a good authentic absinthe. This should not be hard to do. I'm sure there are several here on this board that would be willing to work with you if you are sincere. Take someone on as a partner if need be. You would only need a decent product to turn this around. It would sell with out having to use spin marketing, and then you would be able to afford to develop a second better absinthe to accompany it. I think this is very "doable."

Hope you get laid. In fact, do it on your bike.

Hope you get laid T. You deserve it. Have a great day.

The possibilities are endless. I have a visual on the Steam Punk Testicles and I am thinking mini-bellows would do the trick.

I got an email from them earlier and was thrilled to see that things are a happening.

I love it. Mr. Roboto. You should take it further. A whole suit. I know that would get expensive. Probably hard to get dressed too.

As long as we don't spring a leak.

I have the same fountain. Can't beat it for the price and it is heavy enough to use as a weapon. Maybe, one day, I will replace the plastic spigots. They work well enough for now.

I am on a diet and you are killing me. I loves me some buttered pork fat.

I found the Obsello to have a similar flavor profile to Balance. Get a bottle of Obsello and a bottle of La Clandestine. I seriously doubt you will have buyer's remorse with those two choices.

Lucky bastid.

Hope ya get laid.

As the ember is fed air, it will make the tobacco below it expand, you simply tamp it to push the ember back down on top of the unburned tobacco to keep it in contact with it.