And you need to stop trying to prove that you're the new bad boy. That crap is old. I've met you in person, remember? I know you're actually a nice guy, not an asshole, so the jig is up.
Ain't no jig, Sir. I'm the real deal. You met me in one situation. This is another.
I'm a fucking enigma.
I can see right through ya.
I'm a whirlwind matador with supersonic hearing.
I tell it like it is.
Always have, always will.
Ask anyone that really knows me.
You really should, cuz if you thought I'd show up here
and play nice and sit in the corner & be quiet when told...