1. In the Gadgets and Gizmos sub-forum, a stickied thread should be available with links to items that can be readily adapted for use with absinthe, such as the Lowe's Mouthwash Dispenser and other improvised fountains.
2. A special thread should be stickied and maintained that contains links to videos of idiots that set themselves afire by using the Czech Fire Ritual. This thread should also be linked to the Wormwood Society F.A.Q, since the Czech Fire Ritual qualifies as a Frequently Asked Question. This thread could be titled Absinth Darwinism. (note how I spelled "absinth," since no one of intelligence would set fire to anything other than Czechsinth, anyway)