I knew about Timbuktu; I make joke.

Apparently the ubiquitous Mel Blanc plays the train announcer.

:P Rancho Cucamunga

How many of you have been to Gorst, Washington? Show of hands, please.

Alrighty then, maybe Gleed?

Humptulips still gets the award for silliest Washington state names. Sorta makes you wonder what was the inspiration...

What's better than roses on your piano?

Walla Walla!

Tulips on my organ.

Ba-dum-bum.

While I claim Atlanta as home (originally from Phoenix), I must say the oddest place I lived (as far as names go) was while I was in college: "Frog Level, Arkansas". Site of an old plantation house and for a brief period, the county seat.

"I killed em in CoooooooCamonga" I remember that line from a Loony Toons episode yes. Now we Cucamongians make fun of Fontana, because northern Fontana is doing the same thing, trying to become Rancho Fontana. What's next...Rancho Frog Level AK? I even heard there is going to be a Rancho Watts.

Vista del Compton has really changed it's look in the last few years, since their big name change.

I like how North Dakota wants to drop the "North" from their name because it's theoretically better for tourism.

I don't think another 12 people is going to help their economy.

Lots o' lovin' going on in Intercourse, PA.

You know that's funny. I used to live in Lancaster PA, just down the road from Intercourse. They could never keep town/street signs due to all the stealing. What I always found the most amusing was that, from Lancaster traveling east on rt 30, one had to go through both Blue Ball and Intercourse to get to Paradise.

It's really funny because its Amish country.

I hear they have a sign-stealing problem in Fucking Austria, too:

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That's hilarious. It reminds me of this little town due west of Dayton, OH on SR35 named Eaton. It was common in the area to say one was so (drunk, stupid, confused, etc.) "He didn't know if he was Dayton a girl from Eaton or Eaton a girl from Dayton."

I'm trying to fugure out that "no speeding" sign. The little boy's shoulder is behind the girl, but his head is in front of hers. It it her that's saying "not so fast"?

Insensitive turd. Those are conjoined twins.

When I've made my first thousand posts or whatever is required, I'm changing my title from "Member" to "Insensitive Turd".

Is that your new sig?

Happy to oblige.

Late to the game as usual.

Tempe, AZ reporting.
By way of Northern VA.
And five months from being the first Las Vegas absintheur.

Damn, girl. I thought you was dead.

To Abby: welcome back!


To Hiram: ¡¡¡¡ I'M AN INSENSITIVE TURD !!!!

you rock!

No.

You are The Insensitive Turd.

As far as I can tell, there are no others.

Hi Abby.


Too much color in them legs for having been dead.

You comparing the photo with the corpse in the closet?

I've been stuck in traffic at the Hoover Dam for the last few months.

And I'm drinking a verte, so that's actual color now.

Hi Abby!

Verte it is.

Can I have 'After a 1000 scratches, she still didn't find Al Capone's vault'?

That sounds more like a sig line than a title.

It is kind of long.

Abby is the besterest!

That should be my new title

Then he woke up.

Oh, you thought I meant...

Los Angeles 90292

Ok, that went over my head.

Hard to believe, but this used to be a topic about where you live.

Sorry! I live in Seattle this week whoohoo. Yea, new title.

Fancy member title ya got there.

Livin' in the City. New York City, NY

Born and Raised Springfield, OH
4 years of college in Hell aka Muncie, IN (Quoting a friend " I used to think Ohio was the was the Mid-West until I lived in Indiana."
7 years in Dallas athough frequent trips to Austin helped keep me at a base level of sanity.
Here since '98

Bing Crosby hailed from Hope, Idaho, but I always liked that the community due East referred to themselves as Beyond Hope, ID.

Oh, and I'm still hailing from Vashon Island, WA...should anyone be still wondering.

NW Montana.

Nice map. Someone from Nor'Dakota?!!!
Dang, there's some good people living in NoDak!

Northern Virginia. DC burbs.

Any DC burbs people, please elaborte.
I'm from Loudoun County, VA.
So anyone with that locale is potentially family.

Nice map! I'm on it too.

Name of the city is Örebro, in the province of Närke, Sweden. Looks like my position on the map is the northernmost (?). Lots of forests and wildlife to be found here... Cool wheather most of the year, though.
Should you ever come to visit Sweden, why not send me a note.

Davis, California - near Sacramento.

I'm a new member, btw, and I'd like to thank everyone on the forum for such good information - one of my first orders was Jade NO and it is so delicious. Thanks for saving me from 'Absinth.'