I'm out, y'all. I took the pills about twenty minutes ago.
Why?

Hello Kitty Wines

The pills will take too long. Use this.



Yes, it's real.

I think Ron has one of those.

Nah, Ron shoots a "Hello, Piggy."

It's the end of the world as we know it.
And I feel fine.

Hello kitty?!?

Well, the little ones gotta masturbate too, ya know..

("first vibe for the novice explorer")

"I still jerk off manually."

Yes! Yes! I will walk the pink carpet!

Hey, the rifle is cool, too!

Pretty close.

And she one-up's everyone!

I find your lack of pure evil disturbing.

This is the most f*cked up thread I've ever seen...anywhere.

It's up there for me, as well.

I love it (but I'm sick like that)!

Yeah, but I still wouldn't mind getting one of those rifles.

I'd like to have one myself. Kill 'em with cute. *smile*

I'm getting Jules one of those Trooper costumes.

Somehow that just doesn't sound right. She's a good sport but dayem Joe! Cheers!

I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth!

But was it Hello Kitty throw up?

But of course

Hello Kitty Murder

I always liked Chococat better anyway...

This thread just keeps raising the bar for weird .....

As long as there's a bar involved, it can't be all bad.

C'mon, you know you asked fer it

Holy Shit!

I thought WE were the ones needing a life.

Yeah, it's a hideous monstrosity, but judging from the height of those bar stools, I wouldn't say that to the patrons' faces.

We'd never heard of it until we had an actual request recently- it was described in all seriousness as tasting like, well you know...

Have we tried this?

http://drink-recipe.us/tag/hello-kitty-martini-recipe/





PASS!

What a great way to get two servings of fruit.

Or not.

At least it has gin in it.

And strawberry and vodka and...........nah........I'll pass.

Pink has it's place and I'm not sure a martini is it but the two may go well together.

Please, discuss.

Jules and I had to stop by the evil empire today.
We found this at Walmart. She said, "What am I supposed to do with that wimpy little thing? Target practice?"

Sweet!

Yup, that's definitely what she said.

Ouch - the evil clown scores a point against yet another man's pink projectile!

I wonder if it shoots blanks?

Not all Kitties are alike Keegan Ales