Had to happen sometime. Who WERE these guys?

This isn't real is it? Those wormwood casks again eh?

Good one Mac!

And the beat goes on...

Well done!

The reporter left out the fact that while we were hitting each other over the head with the wormwood casks, we were simultaneously discussing the relative subjectivity and objectivity of tasting reviews.

Marlow, damn, you're a sharpie...that completely relates to the symbolic reference I intended. Damn. Must be the "wormwood effect"!

I assumed the reporter was at the Ocean City tasting last September.









(Nicely done! )

*typing on laptop in burn ward*

It was fun while it lasted.

Ah, so there was a survivor!

But he ain't talkin'.

One Pennsylvania native, who preferred to remain anonymous, was interviewed from his hospital bed, weeping through his oxygen mask.

"I never thought it could happen to me. Curse this wretched creation! And curse that wretched man in the overalls who kept doling it out to us! What with his warm smile and candor. He knew what he was doing. It was all a sham!"

Criminal investigations are still pending on the host and this unnamed bartender.



Awesome job, Mac.

Is it April already?

Always.

Czech absinthe authorities mentioned in NYT? Hell yeah! :D

Love it!

Hilarious!

But, somehow.. I knew there must be something (special) with this notorious thujone effect.

Very nice!! I wish I had been around for the fiendish behavior and madness!

I wish your avatar had been around for the fiendish behavior and madness.