I am being teased. I am playing along though.
There it is right in front of me. Every morning for the past 5 days is the big bottle packing box on my dresser.
I am not allowed to look or touch.
Also I should mention that monday is my 42nd B-day and my GF has been looking at the Absinthe sales sites I have book marked.
5 days ago a mysterious box arrived at her work air mailed from Germany.
Now it is on my dresser taunting me to peek.
I will play ball and wait. Its' only a 3 days away.
what could it be,,glasses,spoons or Green Gold hahahha.

Are you going to complain to your wife that it's taken too long to allow you to open the box? If you make enough of a scene, maybe you'll be able to get the money she paid for it AND still get to open it.

Girlfriend to wife in just one post and in just 7 minutes? That's the so-called absinthe effect at work again ...

Or maybe you have a GF AND a wife?

woops!

Matt, sounds like your girlfriend is a keeper! Enjoy your gift!

Trust your gift is exactly what you wanted..

HAHA,, I actually thought about posting it in that other post
Hmmmm does that work complaing and getting both the $$ and the box,,,
Just a joke,,,,,

She does sound like a keeper.

And if you want to keep her, be very happy with whatever's inside.

(Besides, it can't just be the accoutrements without the green gold. THAT would be teasing.)