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Local liqour stores also seem reeeeeeeeeal helpful where I am, one of em said they could order whatever for me if I so wanted.
Strike up a convo with your local liquor jockey and see what s/he can do for ya.
You have It good I'd say. The guy at the liquor store by my house was pretty rude.
I went into my local store on Broadway, just to see what the selection was like mind
you. Witch I must say is not good. The first "Absinthe" you see when you walk in is a
prominently hideous bottle of LTV swill.

As well as some Absente, Pernod, Lucid,
and the light at the end of the tunnel, Pacifique. So I go over to the counter to see If
I could order some Vieux Carré or Clandestine. When I asked about it all the guy said is
"Are you gonna order a case?" in the most aberrantly rude manner. He also acted kind
of weird as soon as I said Absinthe. Like I was a criminal about to engage in a most
heinous act. It seemed like he regarded Absinthe with particular disdain as soon as I
mentioned it. But judging by the the fact that he looked like a biker who's favorite
drink was probably Rebel Yell, this seemed hardly surprising.